I’m “focusing” on the front-facing lens.
Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
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There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Scanning... Laughs detected!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).