A guy walks in and asks for a drink. The bartender says, “I’ll give it to you, but it’s going to take three hours to finish and cost $200 million to produce.”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Moo Deng
A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says,...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Bar Snack
"Are these peanuts AI-optimized for crunchiness?"Part of the 58 ...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!