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2011 Archive: The Maroon 5 “Moves Like Jagger”

 Why was the traveler dancing at the gate? Because he thought he had the moves, but he just looked like he had a cramp from the middle seat.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 2011 “Winter is Coming & Siri” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja12/20/2006 23:47Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Internet_Explorer_309/08/2004 05:32Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Dreamcast_Gamer07/09/2012 22:17Thinking is definitely funny today.
@Forrest_Gump_8801/02/2003 07:40Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Palm_Pilot_User02/04/2007 09:26Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Magic_SchoolBus03/17/2000 06:25Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

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