In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, trying to buy “Hamilton” tickets, and realizing that Justin Bieber was finally making music we… Read More »36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & Hello from Adele” Edition
A blonde went to the supermarket and asked where the self-checkout was. The employee said “It’s right over there.” The blonde replied “But who checks… Read More »A blonde went to the supermarket…
She wanted to have “breakfast time.”
Here is a lighthearted joke that always lands: She thought the ’emergency services’ on the side meant it was a Porsche.
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