Why did the lightbulb fail the test? It wasn’t very bright.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Very nice! Great success!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
3D laughs are the best!