She wanted to have “breakfast time.”
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2020 Pandemic Edition
Step back into the year of lockdowns, endless Zoom calls, and the...read more »
67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive
Welcome to 2012 – the year we survived the Mayan apocalypse and w...read more »
A blonde was driving down the...
A blonde was driving down the road when she saw a sign that said ...read more »
A blonde brought her car into...
A blonde brought her car into the oven because she wanted a hot r...read more »
82 Blonde Jokes: Spring 1995 Archive Edition
Welcome to the Spring 1995 edition of the Blonde Jokes series. Fe...read more »
A blonde went to the library...
A blonde went to the library and asked for a book on paranoia. Th...read more »
A blonde went to the hair...
A blonde went to the hair salon and asked for a perm. The stylist...read more »
A blonde went to the store...
A blonde went to the store and asked for a dozen eggs. The clerk ...read more »
Two blondes fell down a hole...
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said "It's dark in here isn't i...read more »
What did the...
What did the blonde say when she saw the "No Parking" sign? "They...read more »
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41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive
Travel back to 2019 – the year of the "Old Town Road" remix, the ...read more »
How do blondes...
How do blondes make instant pudding? They put it in the microwave...read more »
What do you...
What do you call a blonde with a map? Lost.read more »
46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2011 Archive
The 2011 digital era – the year Siri made her debut on the iPhone...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
M’lady... this joke is superb.
I choose to believe it’s funny.
this describes my entire week so far. blonde mode: ON.
pure gold. simple, clean and hilarious. we need more of these!
i’ve heard a version of this, but this one is much better.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio is back.
my girlfriend didnt laugh. i think shes broken. hahaha.
does this work for blond guys too? asking for a friend… hahaha.
Wait, I don’t get it… Oh. OH! Okay, that’s good.