2025 Vintage: The Substack Quitter

“I’m quitting music to write a 5,000-word newsletter about why I won’t change this bulb”.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2012, the world was supposedly ending according to the Mayan c...read more »

How many mice does it take to change a light bulb? Only two, but ...read more »

How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five hundr...read more »

How many Irish people does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. O...read more »

How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But ...read more »

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? S...read more »

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. Th...read more »

In 1999, we were all living on the edge of the future. We were pa...read more »

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? O...read more »

@WebSurfer_X02/26/2009 15:21Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@Melrose_Place_Fan08/21/2004 20:54Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@White_Goodman_G02/20/2012 08:42We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Flickr_User_0406/24/2013 14:30A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Safari_Surfer10/20/1997 14:35A wild laugh appeared!