Here is a lighthearted joke that always lands:
She thought the ’emergency services’ on the side meant it was a Porsche.
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Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Letting this joke through the port.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Super green! Hilarious!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
The magic man... is laughing!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
my dad is going to love this. he is a master of suchars.
classic blonde logic! i cant even be mad because its so funny.
i’m bookmarking this specific category. blonde jokes are my guilty pleasure.
so true! reminds me of something my grandpa used to say. classic humor.
classic! we need a “print” button for these.
my grandma used to tell this one. good memories, thanks for posting.