1999 Classic: The Police

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s almost the future!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

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@Internet_Explorer_301/21/2001 21:18Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@Clueless_Cher08/16/2000 16:19As if! This is too funny.

@Cast_Away_Wilson05/14/2014 02:49WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules09/16/2006 03:19Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@RoboCop_9001/19/1996 20:06Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Lock_Stock_Two11/08/2010 08:23It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Daria_Morg03/06/2004 02:19My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Bill_Nye_Fan01/15/2002 11:14Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Social_Media_G06/03/1997 04:53I’m going to poke you for this joke!