2017 Vintage: The Vision
“I see pixels!” “That’s just ‘VR-Goggle Syndrome’. Take the headset off and look at a real bill.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Vision
2016 Legacy: The Harambe Tribute
“Dicks out for Harambe!” “Sir, this is a toddler’s birthday party. Please put your emotions away and just eat your cake.” Part of the 52 Adult… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Harambe Tribute
2016 Vintage: The Specialist
I went to a ‘Digital Detox Specialist.’ He told me to throw my phone in a lake. That cost $400. Part of the 69 Doctor… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Specialist
2016 Classic: The Moana Song
“You’re welcome!” “For what?” “For not mentioning the dent I put in the car yesterday. Truly, what can I say except you’re welcome.” Part of the 52… Read More »2016 Classic: The Moana Song
2015 Archive: The “Alvin and the Chipmunks
The Road Chip” Burn: Why? Because at the fourth movie, even the chipmunks looked like they wanted to be hibernating. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Alvin and the Chipmunks
2015 Vintage: The Slack
I told her I use Slack for work. She said, “I know you do. You’ve been ‘slacking’ since the day I met you.” Part of… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Slack
2015 Vintage: The Apple
I’m “taking” a bite out of the iPad Pro. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Apple
2014 Vintage: The Ice Bucket Challenge
A guy walks into a bar and dumps a bucket of ice water over his head. The bartender says, “You know you could have just… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Ice Bucket Challenge
2014 Vintage: The James Rodriguez Breakthrough
Why did Real Madrid pay $80 million? Because James scored the goal of the tournament in Brazil and looked like the new poster boy for… Read More »2014 Vintage: The James Rodriguez Breakthrough
2014 Vintage: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2014 “Ice… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Calculator