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2015 Vintage: The Apple

 I’m “taking” a bite out of the iPad Pro.

Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2025 Classic: The Water
 I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »
62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »
73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »
101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001)
The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »
115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010)
The decade kicked off with a shift in perspective. While Instagra...read more »
2025 Classic: The Plum
 I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Printer
 I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »
2025 Archive: The Escape
 I’m "fleeing" from the group-think.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »
2025 Classic: The Moon
 I’m "phasing."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »
126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018)
2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

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2025 Classic: The File
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Myspace_Tom04/13/2011 10:07I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Ace_Ventura_Pet12/07/2001 16:26Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Flash_Player_Fan01/16/1995 03:07Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@SouthPark_Stan05/09/1995 04:20Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Macarena_Dancer11/19/2002 09:52Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Pentium_Power07/26/2000 11:55My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Blink_182_Mark09/15/2015 04:17What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Hat_Tip_Sir11/17/1998 07:21M’lady... this joke is superb.
@Anonymous_User10/27/2015 16:54We are many. We are laughing.
@Hashtag_Master12/30/2007 22:39#funny #joke #retro #90s

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