I’m “alt-ering” my profile.
Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!