2011 Classic: The Surgeon’s Ego
“I’m better than Watson.” “Watson doesn’t take 45-minute lunch breaks, Doctor.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition… Read More »2011 Classic: The Surgeon’s Ego
2011 Legacy: The 2011 Ending
“Next year the Maya say the world ends!” “Good,” says the bartender, “I need a vacation.” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal… Read More »2011 Legacy: The 2011 Ending
2010 Archive: The Control
I’m “alt-ering” my profile. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The Search
Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page. Part of the 51 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Search
2009 Archive: The Grocery Scanner Standoff
Standing exactly one inch away from the automated checkout screen to ensure the computer program properly applied a fifteen-cent coupon for high-fiber bran flakes. Part… Read More »2009 Archive: The Grocery Scanner Standoff
2009 Archive: The Kanye “Imma Let You Finish”
Why did the flight attendant interrupt the pilot’s announcement? Because “Imma let you finish, but Captain Sully had one of the best landings of all… Read More »2009 Archive: The Kanye “Imma Let You Finish”
2008 Archive: The MRE “Ratatouille”
Why did they add “Fancy” names to the food? To distract the soldiers from the fact that it still has the texture of a pencil… Read More »2008 Archive: The MRE “Ratatouille”
2007 Classic: The “Ayo Technology”
50 Cent, Justin Timberlake, and Timbaland. It’s like a meeting of the 2007 Board of Directors. Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech… Read More »2007 Classic: The “Ayo Technology”
2007 Vintage: The First iPhone
Why did everyone stop looking up in 2007? Because Steve Jobs gave us a glass brick that made us realize our old flip phones were… Read More »2007 Vintage: The First iPhone
2007 Vintage: The “Daddy Day Camp” Deficit
Why Cuba Gooding Jr.? For winning an Oscar and then immediately trying to see how fast he could lose the respect of the critics. Part… Read More »2007 Vintage: The “Daddy Day Camp” Deficit