2008 Archive: The MRE “Ratatouille”

Why did they add “Fancy” names to the food? To distract the soldiers from the fact that it still has the texture of a pencil eraser.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Nokia_Snake_Champ04/30/2004 10:35Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Myspace_First_Friend10/09/2008 15:02I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Judge_Dredd_Law06/26/2001 02:41I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Jackass_Johnny03/08/2009 09:28Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Weird_Science_G05/08/2009 09:48We created a monster... of a joke!

@Distracted_Boy06/05/2006 17:05Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@StrongBad_Mail05/02/2012 12:42I’m checking my email and I found a winner!