2006 Classic: The “Date Movie” Disaster
Why was it a target? For proving that “parody” doesn’t just mean “referencing a popular movie while someone falls into a pile of garbage.” Part… Read More »2006 Classic: The “Date Movie” Disaster
2005 Classic: The Post-Op
“Will I be able to see after the eye surgery?” “Yes.” “Great, because I’ve been blind for ten years.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2005 Classic: The Post-Op
2005 Archive: Star Wars
Revenge of the Sith: Why was Anakin so dramatic? Because in 2005, George Lucas decided that the best way to become a Sith Lord was to… Read More »2005 Archive: Star Wars
2004 Vintage: The New Year’s 2005
“My resolution is to spend less time ‘poking’ and more time actually talking… but let’s be real, I’m just getting a faster modem.” Part of the… Read More »2004 Vintage: The New Year’s 2005
2003 Legacy: The Diet 2
“The ‘Atkins’ diet is great. I’ve lost 10 pounds and my ability to smile.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare &… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Diet 2
2003 Archive: The Bold
I’m “standing” out in the crowd. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: The 2002 World Cup
Why was the soccer-fan uncle still wearing a jersey? Because the games were in Korea and Japan, and he hadn’t slept since June, but he… Read More »2002 Classic: The 2002 World Cup
2002 Classic: Minority Report
Why was Tom Cruise waving his hands at the air? Because in 2002, we thought “touchscreens” were a futuristic miracle that would only be used… Read More »2002 Classic: Minority Report
2001 Classic: The Randy Johnson / Curt Schilling Duo
Why were the Diamondbacks so greedy? Because they had two “Aces” that pitched like they were possessed, carrying the whole state of Arizona on their… Read More »2001 Classic: The Randy Johnson / Curt Schilling Duo
2000 Vintage: The Coyote Ugly
Why is it called Coyote Ugly? Because that’s the face you make when you wake up and realize you gave your real phone number to the bartender. Part… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Coyote Ugly