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2001 Classic: The Randy Johnson / Curt Schilling Duo

Why were the Diamondbacks so greedy? Because they had two “Aces” that pitched like they were possessed, carrying the whole state of Arizona on their shoulders.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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