2005 Classic: The Post-Op

“Will I be able to see after the eye surgery?” “Yes.” “Great, because I’ve been blind for ten years.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@CoolSkater9807/25/2012 13:32Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Y2K_Ready06/11/2007 20:30If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Fresh_Prince_Will12/05/2003 13:11Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.

@Voodoo_3dfx02/09/2005 22:02The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Flashdance_What10/03/1996 02:34What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Austin_Powers_Y03/21/2012 17:39Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Netscape_Now_B02/01/2007 03:06I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@Charlie_Unicorn12/23/2001 11:00We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@Fred_Channel_0603/28/2007 23:47HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!