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2005 Archive: Star Wars

Revenge of the Sith: Why was Anakin so dramatic? Because in 2005, George Lucas decided that the best way to become a Sith Lord was to complain about “the high ground” and have a very bad day near a volcano.

Part of the 39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2005 “Me at the Zoo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Sixth_Sense_Cole12/02/2007 21:27I see funny people... everywhere!
@Fight_Club_Tyler01/07/1997 16:38The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Harry_Potter_Ron10/30/2012 23:36Bloody brilliant, mate!
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan08/24/2008 22:19Silently laughing in the snow.
@Heathers_Winona09/09/2011 03:26Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Fat_Bastard_Get04/18/2009 20:18Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@Grammar_Nazi_9904/11/1998 13:02Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

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