Why is it called Coyote Ugly? Because that’s the face you make when you wake up and realize you gave your real phone number to the bartender.
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.