1999 Classic: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s almost the future! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »1999 Classic: The Police
1999 Legacy: The Backstreet Boys (Millennium)
Why did they dress in all white? Because in 1999, they wanted to look like the angels who would save us from the impending digital… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Backstreet Boys (Millennium)
1999 Vintage: Austin Powers
The Spy Who Shagged Me: Why did the 1999 stockings have so much “Mojo”? Because everyone was doing a bad Dr. Evil impression while asking for… Read More »1999 Vintage: Austin Powers
1999 Vintage: The Zip 250 Drive
Why did the admin feel powerful? He could back up the “important files” on just four disks. Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Zip 250 Drive
1999 Legacy: The Lightbulb
Why did the lightbulb fail the test? It wasn’t very bright. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Classic: The Microwave
She thinks the microwave is “too fast.” She prefers her food to suffer in the oven for a while. Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »1998 Classic: The Microwave
1998 Vintage: Starcraft
Why was everyone “Zerg rushing”? Because Blizzard turned PC strategy into an obsession, and we all learned that “Nuclear Launch Detected” is the scariest sentence… Read More »1998 Vintage: Starcraft
1997 Classic: The 3Dfx Voodoo
Why did the accountant buy a “Voodoo” card? He said it was for “faster rendering of pie charts.” Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1997 Classic: The 3Dfx Voodoo
1997 Archive: The Glenn Robinson “Big Dog”
Why was Milwaukee barking? Because Robinson was scoring 20 a night, but the Bulls still treated the Bucks like a pre-game warm-up. Part of the… Read More »1997 Archive: The Glenn Robinson “Big Dog”
1996 Archive: The Scared Snake
Why was the snake so upset? Someone stole its “hiss-tory.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified