Why was everyone “Zerg rushing”? Because Blizzard turned PC strategy into an obsession, and we all learned that “Nuclear Launch Detected” is the scariest sentence in the English language.
Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Space-Rock” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive
2004 Classic: The Doom 3 Launch
Why was it so dark? Because id Software decided that "flashlight...read more »
2001 Classic: Alicia Keys’ “Songs in A Minor”
Why was everyone playing the piano? Because "Fallin'" was the an...read more »
2004 Classic: The Launch of Ubuntu Linux
Why was "Linux for Human Beings" a thing? Because Mark Shuttlewo...read more »
2003 Legacy: The Launch of the Safari Browser
Why did the Mac need a compass? Because Apple was tired of using...read more »
2003 Classic: The Launch of the Nokia 6600
Why was it shaped like an egg? Because Nokia thought "ovoid" was...read more »
2004 Archive: Half-Life 2
Why was the gravity gun so fun? Because 2004 taught us that thro...read more »
34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & DualShock” Edition
The year 2000 kicked off with a collective sigh of relief when th...read more »
2003 Archive: The Launch of Myspace
Why were we learning HTML? Because Tom became our first "friend,...read more »
2005 Archive: The Launch of the "Nunchuk"
Why was the Wii controller leaking? Because Nintendo showed us a...read more »
31 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Countdown” Edition
As the final grains of sand fell through the hourglass of the 20t...read more »
😜 More from category: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive
2004 Vintage: The Launch of Shopify
Why was selling things getting easier? Because a guy who wanted ...read more »
2004 Archive: The Launch of Sony PSP (Japan)
Why did we want a "PlayStation in our pocket"? Because it had a ...read more »
2001 Vintage: Daft Punk’s “Discovery”
Why were they wearing helmets? Because the French duo decided th...read more »
2001 Legacy: Spirited Away (Japan Release)
Why were the parents pigs? Because Hayao Miyazaki created a mast...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Super green! Hilarious!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!