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1998 Vintage: Starcraft

 Why was everyone “Zerg rushing”? Because Blizzard turned PC strategy into an obsession, and we all learned that “Nuclear Launch Detected” is the scariest sentence in the English language.

Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Space-Rock” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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