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1999 Vintage: The Zip 250 Drive

 Why did the admin feel powerful? He could back up the “important files” on just four disks.

Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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 Why is his photo still there? Because even in 2025, he’s the onl...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Brain-Computer Interface (BCI)
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The Team Building Retreat
Nothing says "we are a family" like being forced to do trust fall...read more »
The Budget Meeting
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2025 Vintage: The "Is it 2026 yet?" Moment
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2025 Classic: The "Office Siren" 2.0
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 Why is the office so quiet? Because nobody actually works; we al...read more »

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The Secret Snack Stash
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad11/11/2008 08:59Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@WinAmp_Shaker12/03/2000 12:17It really whips the llama's ass!
@Burning_CDs08/01/1996 20:29I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Men_In_Black_K07/31/2015 17:03We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Broadband_Newbie03/03/1996 17:07Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@WiFi_Zero_One02/20/2002 03:53Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Walter_Sobchak08/30/2013 09:31Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Hansel_So_Hot12/21/2009 09:14That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

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