Why the editing? For a sequel that had so many cuts during a scene of Liam Neeson climbing a fence that the audience got motion sickness.
Part of the 36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2012 “Assemble, Skyfalls & Mush-Mouth Bane” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!