Why was the snake so upset? Someone stole its “hiss-tory.”
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Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
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They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
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A labracadabrador.read more »
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