2011 Legacy: The 2011 Ending

“Next year the Maya say the world ends!” “Good,” says the bartender, “I need a vacation.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

A guy walks in and asks for a Nuka-Cola. The bartender gives him...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

@Austin_Powers_Groovy02/07/1998 02:44Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Hellboy_Red09/27/2000 04:40I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Flashdance_What09/30/2006 20:43What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Numa_Numa_Guy01/23/2011 12:27Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Charlie_Bit_Me04/01/2012 15:12Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Orkut_Member_9912/02/1998 14:27A fan from Brazil! Great humor!