“The ‘Atkins’ diet is great. I’ve lost 10 pounds and my ability to smile.”
Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Very nice! Great success!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.