Why was Tom Cruise waving his hands at the air? Because in 2002, we thought “touchscreens” were a futuristic miracle that would only be used for solving crimes.
Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2002 “Sk8er Bois & Berry Phones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Still digging for more humor!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.