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2002 Classic: Minority Report

 Why was Tom Cruise waving his hands at the air? Because in 2002, we thought “touchscreens” were a futuristic miracle that would only be used for solving crimes.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2002 “Sk8er Bois & Berry Phones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Home_Alone_Kevin09/21/2004 23:59Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Offspring_Guy05/03/2005 17:14The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Goosebumps_Kid07/12/2004 14:39Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Wild_Thornberry12/11/1999 12:44Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Uncle_Rico_9809/21/2010 18:26I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Construction_Dig05/31/2004 11:49Still digging for more humor!
@Xanga_Skin_Maker06/10/1996 15:54This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

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