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2007 Vintage: The First iPhone

 Why did everyone stop looking up in 2007? Because Steve Jobs gave us a glass brick that made us realize our old flip phones were basically stone tools.

Part of the 31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Umbrella” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior06/21/1998 05:45I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Net_Neutral_9504/29/1998 05:58This is why we need the internet.
@Offspring_Guy12/30/2013 05:01The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Beavis_Cornholio02/21/2007 12:42I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Star_Wars_Kid03/03/2004 12:32I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Friday_Rebecca06/19/2003 17:41Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@One_Does_Not_S08/14/2008 03:18One does not simply read one joke.
@Web_Counter_9903/27/2003 12:24I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan05/04/2006 15:04Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

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