Why the “Thinking Out Loud”? Because Ed proved that one guy with a loop pedal and a wedding ballad could conquer every stadium on Earth.
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2014 “Uptown Funk, 1989 & The U2 iPhone Invasion” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Why the synth-wave? Because the first tracks from the Vice City r...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Letting this joke through the port.
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Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
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