2016 Classic: The Moana Song

“You’re welcome!” “For what?” “For not mentioning the dent I put in the car yesterday. Truly, what can I say except you’re welcome.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

Q: Why did the Karen press CTRL+ ALT+ DEL? A: Because she wanted...read more »

"The new console is coming! It’s backwards compatible!" "Great. ...read more »

"My AI assistant is my best friend!" "Does she understand you?" ...read more »

In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »

"We’re like the Fantastic Four!" "Because we have powers?" "No, ...read more »

A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »

Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »

Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »

In 2022, adult humor was punchy—literally. If you weren't trying ...read more »

In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »

A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »

In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »

Legacy Suit: "I’m wearing the new Superman suit! It’s classic!" "...read more »

A developer was explaining to his date why his last relationship ...read more »

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette01/29/1995 02:52I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Optical_Mouse_9905/16/2012 21:36I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Overclocker_Pro09/13/2005 05:38My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Wall_Post_Hero10/16/2012 21:23Posting this to my own wall right now!

@Retweet_King08/28/2009 12:41RT if you think this is funny!