“Dicks out for Harambe!” “Sir, this is a toddler’s birthday party. Please put your emotions away and just eat your cake.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All & Reality Check” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Superman
Legacy Suit: "I’m wearing the new Superman suit! It’s classic!" "...read more »
The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later
"The zombies have evolved!" "Just like the viruses on your compu...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Movie Theater
"It's $25 for a ticket!" "Does it include a seat?" "No, but you ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Leonida Reality
Why is life in 2025 like the new GTA? Because you can’t go five ...read more »
51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition
In 2001, adult humor started to fit into a pocket. We were obsess...read more »
The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Vacation
"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Relationship
"My AI assistant is my best friend!" "Does she understand you?" ...read more »
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Late Night Text
A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.She...read more »
The Search History
A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition
In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.