2019 Vintage: It Chapter Two
Why were they all grown up? Because in 2019, Pennywise came back to remind them that a 27-year nap doesn’t make a clown any less… Read More »2019 Vintage: It Chapter Two
2019 Legacy: The “Storm Area 51” (The Day Of)
Why was the intern absent on September 20th? He told the boss he was “Naruto Running” toward his destiny in the desert. Part of the… Read More »2019 Legacy: The “Storm Area 51” (The Day Of)
2018 Legacy: Best Pop Solo Performance
Why “Shape of You”? Because Ed Sheeran wrote a song so catchy it’s now legally required to be played in every grocery store on Earth.… Read More »2018 Legacy: Best Pop Solo Performance
2017 Classic: The Lana Del Rey “Lust for Life”
Why the smile? For Lana finally looking happy on her cover while collaborating with The Weeknd and Stevie Nicks. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2017 Classic: The Lana Del Rey “Lust for Life”
2017 Legacy: The “Great Wall” Failure
Why Matt Damon? For a movie where his most impressive stunt was trying to explain why he was in 11th-century China. Part of the 33… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Great Wall” Failure
2016 Legacy: The Leonardo DiCaprio Fan
One. He finally got his Oscar, so he can finally afford the good halogen bulbs. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Leonardo DiCaprio Fan
2016 Vintage: The Bank Vault
Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Bank Vault
2016 Vintage: The Bus Driver
“Step behind the white line! I can’t see, but I can still hear you dabbing!” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Bus Driver
2016 Archive: The Lights Out
“Don’t turn off the lights!” “Scared of ghosts?” “No, I’m scared I’ll trip over the pile of shoes you left in the hallway.” Part of the 52… Read More »2016 Archive: The Lights Out
2015 Vintage: The “Deez Nuts” Presidential Run
Why was the intern laughing? Because a 15-year-old from Iowa was polling at 9% and it felt like a better business plan than ours. Part… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “Deez Nuts” Presidential Run