A Pig-asso! His brush strokes are messy, but his vision is absolutely legendary.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Laughing is as laughing does.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
Thanks for the donation and the joke!
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense.
simple and deep. its funny how the best things in life are always like this.
i was expecting something else but this was a pleasant surprise!
haha, the logic is flawless in its own way.
my boss told me this joke and nobody laughed. i laughed here though. lol.