1998 Legacy: The Pentium II Xeon
Why was the server room the coldest place on Earth? Because Intel’s new chips ran hotter than the CEO’s ego. Part of the 61 Office… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Pentium II Xeon
1998 Archive: The CD Wallet Treasure
Carrying a zippered case with 48 custom-burned mix CDs like it was a briefcase containing top-secret government documents. Part of the 33 School & Teacher… Read More »1998 Archive: The CD Wallet Treasure
1998 Archive: The Stethoscope
He listened to my lungs and said, “You sound like a dial-up modem trying to connect.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue… Read More »1998 Archive: The Stethoscope
1997 Classic: The Cyber-Monday Origin
Why did everyone stay at their desks on the Monday after Thanksgiving? To use the “High-speed” office T1 line for shopping. Part of the 64… Read More »1997 Classic: The Cyber-Monday Origin
1997 Vintage: The Final Countdown
Why was everyone nervous? Because 1998 was coming, and we still weren’t sure if computers knew how to count past 99. Part of the 50… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Final Countdown
1997 Legacy: The 56k Modem
Why did the lawyer charge for four hours of research? Because that’s how long it took for one AltaVista search to load on his 56k… Read More »1997 Legacy: The 56k Modem
1996 Legacy: The Whoopi Entrance
Why was Whoopi Goldberg’s return so celebrated? Because after 1995, the Academy realized they needed a host who could roast the stars without making them… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Whoopi Entrance
1996 Archive: The Hat
I’m a milliner. I’m ahead of the game. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified