Why the sales war? Because Graduation vs. Curtis was the ultimate battle: Kanye’s futuristic “Stronger” synths vs. 50’s street grit. Kanye won, and hip-hop moved into the space age.
Part of the 40 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2007 “Umbrella, In Rainbows & The Nu-Rave Glow” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Olivia Rodrigo “Spilled Guts” Finale
Why the punk energy? For Olivia ending her world tour with a live...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Fontaines D.C. “Romance”
Why the tracksuits? The band became Europe's most interesting roc...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Rosalía “New Era”
Why the futuristic flamenco? For the Spanish star proving once ag...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2011 “21, Born This Way & The Dubstep Drop” Edition
In 2011, the music industry was owned by a girl from London with ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Pearl Jam “Final? Tour”
Why the nostalgia? For the legends giving us a tour that felt lik...read more »
2024 Classic: The Lenny Kravitz “Blue Electric Light”
Why doesn't he age? The rockstar who at 60 still sounds (and look...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Beyoncé “Cowboy Carter” Ride
Why country? Because Queen B put on a hat and reminded everyone t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Fred Again.. “Actual Life 4”
Why the field recordings? For the man who turned a recording of a...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Vampire Weekend “Only God Was Above Us”
Why the subway? A return to NYC chaos proved indie-rock still has...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2010 “Teenage Dream, Dark Twisted Fantasy & The Biebs Fever” Edition
In 2010, pop music became larger than life. Katy Perry turned the...read more »
😜 More from category: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Chappell Roan “Supernova” Peak
Why the crown? Because the "Midwest Princess" officially became t...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer, Tortured Poets & The Espresso Shot” Edition
In 2024, music became a lifestyle, a color, and a national event....read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2017 “Humble, Despacito & The SoundCloud Rap Invasion” Edition
In 2017, the music industry became a global village with a very c...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Post Malone “Grand Ole Opry” Residency
Why the cowboy hat? Because Posty officially became the new face ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!