Why country? Because Queen B put on a hat and reminded everyone that the roots of the genre belong to her, making “Texas Hold ‘Em” the national dance of TikTok.
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer, Tortured Poets & The Espresso Shot” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
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