1997 Legacy: The 56k Modem

Why did the lawyer charge for four hours of research? Because that’s how long it took for one AltaVista search to load on his 56k modem.

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@Tamagotchi_Dad07/03/1999 19:55Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Bluetooth_Bot04/14/2007 08:57Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Winamp_Playlist05/26/1997 13:36Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Trinity_Matrix07/31/2001 16:56Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@StoneCold_31601/22/2005 00:12And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Happy_Tree_Fans04/28/2010 19:52So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

@Annoying_Orange05/25/2012 15:17Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!