He listened to my lungs and said, “You sound like a dial-up modem trying to connect.”
Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.