“Take this vitamin. It’s ‘Y2K-Certified’.” “What does that mean?” “It costs $5 more.”
Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
There is a joke in my boot!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Found this on the deep end of the net.
Taking a photo of me laughing!