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1997 Classic: The Cyber-Monday Origin

 Why did everyone stay at their desks on the Monday after Thanksgiving? To use the “High-speed” office T1 line for shopping.

Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@ICQ_Master9901/11/1995 02:18Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@Independence_Day04/09/2005 14:40Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@SoundBlaster_AWE11/23/2014 23:42Crystal clear MIDI humor.
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