2022 Vintage: The Disenchanted

I told her the fairy tale is back. She said, “The only ‘disenchanted’ person here is me looking at the sink.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »

Everything is so fast. Now my wife’s "I told you so" reaches me ...read more »

They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

I told her I’m being haunted by a dead AI. She said, "That’s jus...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

@AltaVista_Pro11/21/2012 10:25Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@X-Files_Spooky04/17/2007 19:00I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@Sid_Meier_Fan11/22/1995 06:09Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Men_In_Black_J01/24/1997 22:23Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@Frasier_Crane04/27/1999 16:03I am listening... and I am laughing.

@CRT_Degauss09/28/2008 07:04BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Streamer_Pro_9910/04/1999 05:50Thanks for the donation and the joke!