2002 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket

Why did the lawyer argue with the GPS? He told the device that its “calculated route” violated his client’s right to “scenic discovery.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

@Titanic_Survivor03/20/2006 06:38I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Lord_Of_The_Rings08/19/2012 10:42One joke to rule them all!

@Bluetooth_Bot04/02/2012 01:49Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Hellboy_Red09/17/1996 07:25I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Uncle_Rico_9801/08/2011 06:33I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Slashdot_Effect12/29/2008 07:52We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Noob_Slayer_X06/09/2007 07:08Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.