1998 Legacy: The Pentium II Xeon

Why was the server room the coldest place on Earth? Because Intel’s new chips ran hotter than the CEO’s ego.

Part of the 61 Office Groaners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@XFiles_Spooky_M11/22/2012 14:00Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Cyber_Security_X09/02/2005 12:27Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Tyler_Durden_Real06/08/2005 00:51Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Tay_Zonday_Fan10/07/1995 15:58Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

@Viewer_Number_102/19/2001 16:02First! And it’s funny!