2003 Classic: The Magnet

I’m “drawn” to my MySpace top eight.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "working" on my digital legacy.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "pressing" the button to return to Earth.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

2005 changed how we consume everything. While the first video "Me...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

I’m "leaping" into the next era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

I’m "rocking" it.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I’m "cracking" the ultimate code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m the "top" of the evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad05/06/1995 21:14Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Linux_Distro_User07/11/1995 10:33Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@WiFi_Zero_One05/27/2010 14:58Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Brazil_Terry_G10/12/2005 02:29Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Hat_Tip_Sir01/03/2015 06:19M’lady... this joke is superb.

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat06/25/2006 06:04Heh heh heh. Good one.