2023 Archive: The New Year’s Resolution

“In 2024, I’m going to let an AI live my life for me so I can just stay at the bar.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »

The craze is over, but the giant mugs are still taking up half t...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

@CoolSkater9804/29/2006 07:09Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Pizza_Pizza_9910/01/2009 01:54Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan10/23/2011 20:17Silently laughing in the snow.

@BackToFuture_M11/12/2007 07:01Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan08/03/1997 02:08Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

@Epic_Fail_Guy01/09/2004 20:10This joke is an Epic Win!

@Aliens_Guy_Hair08/07/1997 20:02I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!