Why did the spider join the band? He was great at “weaving” melodies.
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
A wild laugh appeared!