2021 Vintage: The Fan
Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system. Part of the 47 Classic… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Fan
2021 Classic: The Lab Rat (21 Edition)
Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Virtual Reality” study? Because the lawyers tried to sue the VR headset for “breach of reality.” Part of… Read More »2021 Classic: The Lab Rat (21 Edition)
2021 Classic: The “Bad Habits” Ed Sheeran
Ed is a vampire now. 2021 is a very “neon-undead” year for pop music. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021 Hybrid Reality archive.… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Bad Habits” Ed Sheeran
2020 Classic: The Pulse Oximeter
I check my oxygen so often my finger has a permanent indent. Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue”… Read More »2020 Classic: The Pulse Oximeter
2020 Archive: The Bank Vault
Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Archive: The Bank Vault
2020 Classic: The Pentagon UFO Videos
Why was the 2020 UAP release a flop? Because the Pentagon officially admitted that “Aliens are real and we don’t know what they are,” and… Read More »2020 Classic: The Pentagon UFO Videos
2019 Archive: The LinkedIn “Poll” Mania
Why did the salesman ask “Do you prefer Coffee or Tea?” on a professional network? Because he was “hustling” for that sweet, sweet engagement data.… Read More »2019 Archive: The LinkedIn “Poll” Mania
2019 Classic: The Reflex
He hit my knee. I instinctively checked my phone for a notification. Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis”… Read More »2019 Classic: The Reflex
2017 Archive: The Emergency
“Is there a doctor here?” “I’m a Data Scientist!” “Great, optimize this guy’s vitals before he crashes!” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Archive: The Emergency
2017 Archive: Neymar’s €222 Million Move
Why was Barcelona so quiet in August? Because PSG paid Neymar’s release clause, making him the most expensive player in history and proving that if… Read More »2017 Archive: Neymar’s €222 Million Move