Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account.
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
The magic man... is laughing!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!