2021 Classic: The “Bad Habits” Ed Sheeran

Ed is a vampire now. 2021 is a very “neon-undead” year for pop music.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my ...read more »

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

There’s a new filter that removes all other filters. It’s terrif...read more »

I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »

My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

I’m currently doing everything in a very cutesy, very modest way...read more »

Step into 2014 – the year of the Ice Bucket Challenge, the launch...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

Jake Gyllenhaal is back in a courtroom. 2024 is the year of the ...read more »

Sabrina Carpenter and her real-life boyfriend in a prison cell. ...read more »

Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »

@Pokemon_Blue01/29/2011 17:14Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@Alt_Vista_Searcher02/07/2011 01:41I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Hattori_Hanzo_S01/23/2013 14:06I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Pretty_In_Pink05/01/2000 22:42Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Animated_Mail_G07/22/2002 04:31The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@PopUp_Blocker_X09/17/1996 09:42I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.