You’ll appreciate the logic in this one:
She wanted a hot rod.
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Standard classic. Never gets old.
It really whips the llama's ass!
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
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They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
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I should make a game about this joke.
literally me trying to fix my computer yesterday. total blonde energy.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker at the party tomorrow. wish me luck!
this describes my entire week so far. brain mode: OFF.
found this via google search and i’m glad i did. bookmarked!
my wife is going to roll her eyes so hard at this. i cant wait.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online.